The other day my mind encountered a mental road bump that was of interest to me.
I have always believed that when you need to assume assume the positive, however I was in a situation in which there was no negative or positive to assume instead only neutral based assumptions.
The question that came to mind is: how in the hell am I supposed to decide what to assume? It’s like Shrodinger’s Cat; I feel if I don’t assume I ignore evidence, if I do assume I as well ignore evidence, and if I assume both I contradict myself.
Let me explain the ridiculous situation that brought this about (be prepared to laugh at me as it is madness that such a small thing would create such inner turbulence). My friend was sitting on a leather couch, and from his general direction came a farting noise….. oh god, what has philosophy done to me?
Anyhow… the farting noise came from his general direction. In the situation I felt it was safe to assume two things; one he farted, or two he slid across the couch causing a farting like noise instigated by the evil leather perhaps due from the spirits of the dead cow residing within it screaming for justice…. or friction (whichever is more believable).
Both of these I believe are not negative actions. After all in the case of one its just a fart (although I will readily acknowledge that a fart could be done out of evil intent… you know who you are!!!!), and in the case of number two its just an awkward noise caused by friction. However I found that if I assumed one over the other I was being crazy as I had simply no reason to, yet when I assumed nothing I was disregarding all information given to me, and if I assumed both I was blatantly contradicting myself.
My three thought processes were as follows:
He farted, wait no it could have just as easily been the leather couch. Than the leather couch squealed, wait no it could have just as easily been him farting.
He did neither, but that makes no sense obviously something happened as I heard it thereby giving me reasonable empirical evidence.
I have evidence for both, therefore it must be correct to assume both. Therefore he farted and the couch didn’t make the noise, and the couch made the noise and he didn’t fart. However these contradict themselves.
This may be to much thought to put into this situation specifically, but if we are to look at the bigger issue of neutral based assumptions I think the issue is of importance. I mean sometimes we just don’t know, and we need a road map to help us get through the course. I apply a positive assumption policy to get me through certain situations but I find that inapplicable here.
Let’s do a simple mind experiment. There are two identical boxes excluding contents. One sits in a dark room, the other rests in a man’s hands. You see the man walk into the dark room with the box in tow. You then hear a miniscule noise that leads you to believe he either bumped into the other box or put down the box he holds. You then witness him leave the room with a box.
Did he switch boxes? Or did he walk into the room and bump into the box and then leave? Both are neutral, which is true? Is it even safe to assume? If we don’t assume are we not ignoring empirical information?
The best conclusion that I can come to is to simply ignore it. Don’t make a judgement call and wait. Ignore the evidence at hand until it is more evident. This is as far as I have come.
What do you think?